Haven't been here in a while.

I decided to visit because this seems to be the place where I rant the best.

Before I rant,
I just cleaned for the loooongest effing time.
From effing 11am to now.
Eff you, Spring Cleaning,
My room still looks the same.
This kind of still is a rant. Idk.

rant–noun

1. ranting, extravagant, or violent declamation.

2. a ranting utterance

So, I've already said this before, but I've lost so much respect for so many people this year.
It's insane. I surprised myself with how much credit I give other people. It must be because I'm so oblivious and out-of-the-loop now-a-days [you like those hyphens].

Hello You,
You are a coward. So much wasted energy on you. You're not worth it. I'll admit, I'm a coward too, but not as much as you.
I'm not really your friend. I'd like to be. I'd love to be actually, but... Whenever you need me you'll come talk, state your problem, get my advice, walk away. "Oh, my life is going great! Thanks for asking!" :D
You say you care, but you don't. You think you're being funny, but you're not. The only way to keep up with you and get your attention is with some juicy gossip or being as equally mean as you are [which is difficult], otherwise it's "Okay! Bye!" in the middle of my sentence.
I can't believe how much of a slut you are.
You need to be more careful about what comes out of your mouth... and maybe should watch what goes in.
This probably isn't about you.
You DGAF anyways.
Love,
Jil

Could you tell I was running out of salutations?
I'm the meanest person you'll ever meet.
This isn't even a rant.