I just had a near death experience... again.
So... I'm cooking fish balls. I didn't notice a paper towel chillin' by the stove.
It caught on fire. The flame was coming towards me. I freaked out.
I tried waving it around... hoping to blow it out. It got bigger.
I chucked it in the sink... only to see there was a pan with MORE OIL.
It got bigger. I screamed. I turned the water on and tried blowing on it.
It went away. My mom run into the kitchen freaking out.
And so, the day is saved thanks to, Super Jilian.
And... I say near death experience again because the stove's fire exploded in my face once.
Good thing it didn't burn my beautiful complexion... right? Yeah right, Jil, you wish.
So... you should see Michael's and my commentary on You're Beautiful.
It's quite interesting. Not really.
[18:38] yotofuball: LMAO
[18:38] yotofuball: WTF
[18:38] yotofuball: he's running after her
[18:39] yotofuball: that's so dumb
[18:39] YOmikeHO: so dumb
[18:39] YOmikeHO: lol
[18:39] YOmikeHO: like
[18:39] YOmikeHO: impossible
[18:39] yotofuball: hahahaha
[18:39] YOmikeHO: the cars going like..
[18:39] YOmikeHO: 20 mph?
[18:39] YOmikeHO: im guessing
[18:39] YOmikeHO: rofl
[18:39] YOmikeHO: the guy is like holding on
[18:39] YOmikeHO: omg.
[18:39] YOmikeHO: -__-
[18:39] YOmikeHO: if she jumps
[18:39] YOmikeHO: nothing wil happen
[18:39] yotofuball: JUMP OFFF
[18:39] yotofuball: OMG
[18:39] YOmikeHO: RED LIGHT
[18:39] YOmikeHO: OMFG
[18:39] YOmikeHO: WTF GIRL
[18:39] YOmikeHO: WTF
[18:40] yotofuball: ASHDKLASHDKJASHDASK
[18:40] YOmikeHO: HGIRL
[18:40] YOmikeHO: JUMP
[18:40] YOmikeHO: CMON GIRL
[19:18] yotofuball: she's stupid. she like.. sticks her hand in random places
[19:18] YOmikeHO: lol
[19:18] YOmikeHO: no
[19:18] YOmikeHO: the thing is
[19:18] YOmikeHO: AHHH
[19:18] YOmikeHO: I EFFIN KNEW IT
[19:18] YOmikeHO: I KNEW IT
[19:18] YOmikeHO: I KNEW IT
[19:18] YOmikeHO: HE KEPT IT
[19:18] YOmikeHO: HAHAHA
[19:18] yotofuball: stupid
[19:18] YOmikeHO: IM A GENIUS!!!!
[19:19] yotofuball: you can tell because his hand was clasped
[19:19] YOmikeHO: YEAH!!
[19:19] YOmikeHO: hahah
[19:19] YOmikeHO: he wears make up to bed
[19:19] YOmikeHO: whata faggot
[19:19] yotofuball: lmao
[19:19] yotofuball: shut up
[19:19] yotofuball: that's the film makeup
[19:19] yotofuball: hahahah
[19:19] YOmikeHO: hes touched now
[19:19] YOmikeHO: man
[19:20] YOmikeHO: thats like
[19:20] YOmikeHO: what 24 hours of searching for a tiny ring in a big ass pond
[19:20] yotofuball: she like.. sticks her right hand in. then her lft hand. then she gets up.. walks a bit
[19:21] yotofuball: stuuuuuuupid
[19:21] YOmikeHO: lol
[19:21] YOmikeHO: whatd u do/
[19:21] YOmikeHO: ?
[19:21] yotofuball: who look sfor stuff in water like that?
[19:21] YOmikeHO: id put both hands down
[19:21] yotofuball: i'd get on my hands and knees and runs my hands around
[19:21] YOmikeHO: and crawl around
[19:21] YOmikeHO: aha yeah
[19:21] yotofuball: so i can feel it
[19:21] yotofuball: hahaha
[19:21] yotofuball: she like.. expects to find it like.. a claw machine
