said my father.
Why?
Lmao.
Rittz and I just finished watching Push [GREAT MOVIE WITH THE LAMEST ENDING EVER], but my little brother, Jeric, fell asleep on the couch. So... being the loving Ate that I am, tried to gently wake him up.
I massaged his forehead.. that didn't work.
I tickled his feet... that didn't work.
I rubbed his arm... no.
I shook him. No
I shook him really hard. NO
So... I finally SCREAMED at him. Like... seriously YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! And I slapped the couch. Yeah. I did that three times. THREE. Count'em. THREE. One two three. Uno Dos Tres.
Still... nothing.
Wtf.
